live somewhere cool like Belgium or something
1. Name: Vivian
2. Age: 24
3. Location: Florida, USA
4. Marital Status: don't believe in marriage
Top Fives! 'This is where we ridicule you on your tastes so dont muck up and
reveal you love Avril Lavigne, OK?
1. Top five bands: They Might Be Giants, The Smiths/Morrissey, The Violent Femmes, Harvey Danger, The Beatles
2. Top five films: Trainspotting, Royal Tenenbaums, if..., The Hours, A Clockwork Orange
3. Top five life moments: stepping off the plane onto Argentinian soil, receiving confirmation that I'd graduated from university, picking out my kitty from a litter of strays, holding Morrissey's hand, being published for the first time
4. Top five songs that make you want to dance like Christopher Walken in the
Weapon of Choice video: "Town Called Malice" by the Jam, "Here Comes My Baby" by the Tremeloes, "As Cool As I Am" by Dar Williams, "Man It's So Loud in Here" by TMBG, "Master of Puppets" by Metallica
5. Top five TV shows: Black Books, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, The Royle Family, ER
6. Top five crushes: Dylan Moran, Joseph Fiennes, Mozzer, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, John Linnell
7. Top five comedies/comedians: Dylan Moran, Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin, Conan O'Brian, Mike Myers
8. Top five books: The Sound and the Fury, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Maniac Magee, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Sun Also Rises
Random questions- Cause were nosey twats
1. What has been your most embarrassing moment and why? A feminine hygiene product slipping down my pants leg into the hallway of my high school
2. What is your favourite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? Read while petting the cat and drinking a martini
3. Who is your role model and why? John Lennon, because... well, do you want a novel about why? Because it can't be summed up. Try looking at my newest tattoo.
4. Favourite Ice cream flavour? cinnamon
5. Ever had a crush on a fictional character? of course
6. What song do you want playing at your funeral/wedding? Funeral: "Don't Let's Start" by TMBG ("No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful.") Wedding: Fuck that shit.
7. What do you think of the mods? I don't know any of them, but they seem nifty.
8. Opinions on drugs? I like them. Better than grapes.
Opinions- Cmon! Annoy some people with your ‘way out’ opinions
1. Abortion? It's not only my right, but should be necessary in certain cases.
2. Religion? Staunch atheist since the age of four.
3. War? I can think of three wars in all of time that were necessary.
4. Santa Claus? He actually helped me realize the truth about God, i.e. both are fairy tales.
5. Homosexuality? Bring it. Better yet, bring me your boobs.
6. Isn't Final Fantasy X better than Final Fantasy 7? Holy fuck yes. AURON!
7. McDonalds McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut..? You know, I swear to god that was a jump rope chant here that you people apparently found fitting for THE MOST PRONOGRAPHIC KID FRIENDLY VIDEO/SONG I'VE EVER SEEN.
Post an ORIGINAL work. This could be a song, poem, photograph, part of a report,
piece of prose, etc. Anything that you made; it could even be a journal entry
that you thought was really funny or creative. Here.
And a photo if you’ve got one! Not that were judging you on looks, we just like